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Survivor - Texas style

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  • Center Left Democrat
    Flagstaff, AZ
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    Survivor - Texas Style

    Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!"

    The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed through Mission, up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.

    Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which are:

    1. "I'm A Democrat"
    2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
    3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"
    4. "Boycott Beef"
    5. "I Voted For Obama"
    6. "George Strait can’t sing"
    7. "Re-elect Obama In 2016"
    8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
    9. "I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer"
    10. "Al Franken Is My Hero"
    11. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
    12. "It's Bush's Fault"
    13. “Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion
    14. "I Support Eric Holder"

    And the last sticker is…

    15. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"

    The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins..
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    Golly Geez, there shur won't be No Winners in that contest. Those guys would be better off volunteering for the job of "crash dummies."
  • Independent
    Plymouth, WI
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    It is amazing how Republicans really re-act to a bumper sticker like these, they go nuts, kind of like their whole party has.
  • Democrat
    Philadelphia, PA
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    I agree with#1, #3 (I like their music not their politics), I love a good steak or a cheeseburger for that matter, George Strait sings better than me, so that's a plus, I disagree strongly with #2, #6,#7,8,9,10,11,12,13, and 14, does this make me a DINO?