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A secret U.S. Retaliation to North Korea

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    Woe unto any enemy that launches a nuclear strike against our ally South Korea, OR the great United States.

    Lurking at various locations in the Pacific Ocean, looking sleek and innocent, are some of our best defensive weapons. We have many spacious Cruise Ships, that float randomly, seemingly vacant & incapacitated, helpless and unapproachable. But hidden inside are some of the most horrible weapons ever known by mankind. We have arsenals of rockets that can launch (at any given moment) hundreds of metal containers full of rotting garbage, & a large multitude of toilets full of vomit and shit, aimed directly at the North Korean capitol. Stench falling from the sky, falling on the very serene Dung Ho leader of North Korea. In addition, we could secretly launch 200,000 rolls of flaming toilet paper into their airspace, creating havoc on their radar. It would be a virtual Apocalypse, streaming across their muddy skies. (Oh, the Horror).
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    Ft.myers, FL
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    eternal flame Wrote: Woe unto the enemy that launches a nuclear strike against our ally South Korea, OR the great United States.

    Lurking at various locations in the Pacific Ocean, looking sleek and innocent, are one of our best defensive weapons. We have many large spacious Cruise Ships, that float randomly, seemingly vacant & incapacitated, helpless and unapproachable. But hidden inside are some of the most horrible weapons ever known by mankind. We have rockets that can launch (at any given moment) hundreds of garbage cans full of rotting garbage, & a large multitude of toilets full of shit, aimed directly at the North Korean capitol. Stench falling from the sky, falling on the very serene Dung Ho leader of North Korea. If that fails, we could also launch 200,000 rolls of flaming toilet paper into their airspace, to create havoc with their radar. It would be a horrendous sight. A virtual Apocalypse of Terror, streaming across their skies. (Oh, the Horror).
    I guess you were on a cruise lately; yes this was done by NK via a secret mission and of course the NRA were involved as cruise leaders. Disneyland is next. They are no longer interested in the TwinTowers, only in the Washington Zoo, because they love monkey brains as a meal.
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    Shh-hh-hh, this was a secret mission, known only to cruise directors from the Titanic line, and zoo keepers anonymous. You may have noticed the enormous increase in capsized cruise ships & sea-sick passengers, lately, along with derelict ghost ships mysteriously gone adrift. All of this happening (coincidentally) in the lead-up to the escalating conflict with North Korea. (Yeah, sure). Well, all I can say --- is that Uncle Sam -- (like God) -- works in some very mysterious ways..... STAY TUNED. (And keep your eyes open for icebergs).
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    Missouri
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    Please, leave out the subject on cruise ships, I just booked a Scandavian Cruise out of Copenhagen. I definitely stayed away from Carnival. But dropping garbage on NK is not a bad idea. During the Vietnam War there was bomb that was dropped as a 50 gal drum with a stinger pointed down to hit the earth first. The stinger went into the ground igniting a charge that exploded a canister of high pressured oxygen. This oxygen, as gas, dispursed kerosene/gasoline. A few seconds after a large cloud of explosive vapor dispursed though the jungle, a spark. The damage was so severe that for 50 yards in all directions not a blade of grass or leave was seen, trees splintered and the area looked like a tornado had came through. I don't know how many these weapons were used, but the film I saw while in the military was impressive. So, I'm thinking maybe we can take that weapon and load it up with garbage along with the explosive. That could be alot of S---.
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    Wow! I am very impressed with any innovative ideas to use in the defense of Freedom. As you know, after our "sequester" we cannot afford any more atomic bombs, and we cannot get the defense funds out of Romney's Cayman Island and Swiss bank accts. He spent a lot of that money on dancing lessons for his horse. (Like the first horseman of the Apocalypse). Oh well. It is most interesting to note your explosive device, which can be combined with extraneous excrement found aboard our cruise ships. Isn't it more fun & much cheaper to come up with our own weapons? The military brass can only think in terms of $4 billion missiles, & radio-active debris that could make the whole world an uninhabitable place in 2 years time. However, a few janitors after a "shit & vomit attack" & things are back to normal. After that form of Shock & Awe -- we don't have to do 12 years of nation building. Just send in the Merry Maids & a few gallons of Mr. Clean & ALL is A-OK. And we leave as a decent opponent, who aims to teach rather than to destroy. Good Will all around, & then time to come to terms of accommodation.

    We can agree on teaching solar & wind power to the Koreans, (so they don't need a nuclear power plant) & dropping pkgs to the Korean people of clothing & food & toys for their children. Instead of dropping bombs. We can act like a God-inspired nation, with a message of hope & peace. I think it could be a new era of World Peace & cooperation, if we tried more things like that. Maybe we could send in a few US flags with each pkg of food & toys, (some basketballs), & maybe a picture of President Obama playing hoops. Yep, it could be a brave new world. Now all we gotta do is figure out how to deal with all the excess shit in Congress. (Oh the Horror).
  • Democrat
    Missouri
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    Just give them Dennis Rodman, that should be sufficient. North Korea will soon be negotiating with us to "please take him back".

    This seems to be a peaceful solution.
  • Democrat
    Kansas
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    Eternal Flame, et al; I signed up for serious dialog and this is what I fine? The ways Freedom of speech is wasted!! I'm out of this burg!!!!
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    Dover, TN
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    jay66 Wrote: Eternal Flame, et al; I signed up for serious dialog and this is what I fine? The ways Freedom of speech is wasted!! I'm out of this burg!!!!
    There has to be a little humor in the dialog. Many issues are debated on this site with some very firm stances made. A little humor is a nice break. Plus they do have an idea. Since our military was never designed nor intended to be a police force. New weapons might be of use. But first our leaders will have to understand that our military is designed to overwhelm, by superior fire power and intelligence. Which is not an effective sustained police force/action.
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    jay66 Wrote: Eternal Flame, et al; I signed up for serious dialog and this is what I fine? The ways Freedom of speech is wasted!! I'm out of this burg!!!!
    If you signed up to get serious responses, then I guess you take the world and its nutty people too serious. Therefore both humor and seriousness should be able to mix, otherwise this would be a totally boring site.
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    Good old jay66, I'll miss him, won't you? He made a good point, NK is a deadly serious issue he's right about that, but who would want to be on this DemocraticHub if we couldn't make jokes and have fun?

    I think Freedom of speech covers serious dialog as well as jokes and humor.
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    The ultimate offensive that harms not a soul. B52's loaded with bread with notes attached drop their payloads on the country side. Hungry people listen when fed.
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    GemsWoven Wrote: The ultimate offensive that harms not a soul. B52's loaded with bread with notes attached drop their payloads on the country side. Hungry people listen when fed.
    Yes they did over Holland in 1945 (not with B52's I guess) that ended up in NATO who now helps the US fight their wars now. If we do this with NK may be they will join NATO too. (ha ha?)
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    Gee, it is so nice to see so many wonderful responses. Nice variety too. I wish us ALL a quiet PEACEFUL week-end, and coming Spring. There are so many bad signs on the horizon. All of this stress and responsibility rests upon the shoulders of our President Obama. You will see very little or NO HELP from the "loyal opposition" -- the GOP. We should all say a little prayer to help & guide Obama at this time.
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    eternal flame Wrote: Gee, it is so nice to see so many wonderful responses. Nice variety too. I wish us ALL a quiet PEACEFUL week-end, and coming Spring. There are so many bad signs on the horizon. All of this stress and responsibility rests upon the shoulders of our President Obama. You will see very little or NO HELP from the "loyal opposition" -- the GOP. We should all say a little prayer to help & guide Obama at this time.
    Yeah absolutely you hit it right on as usual; may be you can drop some bread crumbs on the house of McCain and may be he will join Obama's camp too. See I'm sweet as hell!!
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    I want to take a moment to thank you 'Eternal Flame' for you have given me a lot of things to laugh about today when I read your post's.

    I was in the USAF from 1961-1968, landed in a place called Kimpo AFB which then wasn't nothing but a mud hole. Almost crashed on landing
    three times. Now, look at Souel today a thriving metropolis while the north appears to be a lawn with a lot of dead grass and barren land. The sad thing is there are around 22 million souls living up there starving to death for their so called leader. Why one of the older, smarter, person or persons dont put a gun to that nut's head and start the rest of this century off with something that works. I stayed 24 hours there and never was so happy to get out. It's a HARD HARD thing to contemplate but if we are looking at looseing a quarter of million soldiers over there I would personally lay waste to about 5 miles east to west with small tatical nukes and just show him and Iran what these things are about. It may be time for another demo in real time. I am praying it dosent come to that but this nut has not left himself anyway out and "saving
    face". This makes me believe he is being set up by his own people he just about has to do something now. In the Asian world 'saving face' is a big deal!. I spent almost 7 years out of our country and in close proximity to his part of the world. One would think he should know he is about to commit suicide, but just maybe he dosen't!. Maybe he get's a nice big shot of meth and excstay mix before he drinks his green tea everyday.

    Of course our nation dosen't want to destroy his world but he has absolutly NO CHANCE of doing it to us. PRAY!.