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Is Everyone Excited about the Rapture?!

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  • Denton, TX
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    Who else is excited that the eccentric Christians are disappearing at midnight? :):)
  • Center Left
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    Denton, TX
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    Earthquakes are doing us in??!? Damn. I was all excited for the hour headed horsemen with ten eyes and fire breathing dragons or whatever....disappointing. Book of Revelations is really cool sci-fi..
  • Liberal Democrat
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    Colorado Springs, CO
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    For those Christians that misssed it, you can still contract with Eternal Earthbound Pets to look after your pet after the rapture.  Fee is only $135 per pet.
  • Center Left
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    Denton, TX
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  • Democrat
    Parker, AZ
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    I'm just wondering for the excuse they'll come up with for this one, something along the lines of "God gave us a second chance" or the time-tested "He's waiting for more to be saved".
  • Liberal Democrat
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    Colorado Springs, CO
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    In case you missed it, the revised date for the Rapture is October 21st, 2011 according to Harold Camping.  That gives everyone an additional five months to plan.  Oh and while you're at it, Harold Camping is happy to take your money since it won't be worth anything in heaven.  His current net worth is $72 million according to CNN Money., most of it tied up in his non profit Family Radio.

    "At the center of it all, Camping's organization, Family Radio, is perfectly happy to take your money -- and in fact, received $80 million in contributions between 2005 and 2009. Camping founded Family Radio, a nonprofit Christian radio network based in Oakland, Calif. with about 65 stations across the country, in 1958."

    So folks get out your check books and contribute. The extra five months is a blessing...for Harold Camping of course..
  • Democrat
    Parker, AZ
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    Schmidt Wrote: In case you missed it, the revised date for the Rapture is October 21st, 2011 according to Harold Camping. That gives everyone an additional five months to plan. Oh and while you're at it, Harold Camping is happy to take your money since it won't be worth anything in heaven. His current net worth is $72 million according to CNN Money., most of it tied up in his non profit Family Radio.

    "At the center of it all, Camping's organization, Family Radio, is perfectly happy to take your money -- and in fact, received $80 million in contributions between 2005 and 2009. Camping founded Family Radio, a nonprofit Christian radio network based in Oakland, Calif. with about 65 stations across the country, in 1958."

    So folks get out your check books and contribute. The extra five months is a blessing...for Harold Camping of course..


    In retrospect, do you think all of this might be to gain publicity for whatever business ventures he may be endeavoring upon?
  • Democrat
    Losangeles, CA
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    Anybody who is halfway serious about the things of GOD knows that according to the scriptures, no one knows the time but GOD. We are also told that we are not to listen to anyone who thinks that they know the time either. So for those of us who choose to do otherwise get what you have coming.
  • Democrat
    Massachusetts
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    The freak that keeps predicting this event had a stroke. But if it should ever happen? I guess there will
    be a lot more parking spaces, less traffic in the morning/evening commutes and more job openings! 
  • Other Party
    Lexington, KY
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    the rapture is destruction and death only.jesus the seven horned  ,seven flamed slain lamb.like satan he has been through hell,and try break the 12 tribes of israel like pottery! read the book of revelation and know there is no peace in the grave.the deads worship not god,but give hope!may the truth set you free, because livung creatures in the grave will enslave you.i hear the truth,the seal of the living god is not afraid of dead,not even the seven spirirt's of god have fallen to this angel ascended from the east.all i can say is make peace for truth is followed by your faith and works once dead.warmongers  are found in the grave by evil spirits who will eat your soul,please be peaceful.the seal of the living god has beaten the pale death ,the seven spirits of god.the bible still works,do not lose hope,may the just understand.
  • Other Party
    Lexington, KY
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    sorry about my grammatical structure....the seven spirts of god are 1the father2the son3the holy spirit4the word of god5satan6the beast7the false prophet.even so,the bible works for the just!be a peacemaker,or find out when death takes you that darkness is evil.you faith is what you believe with your speech,your works are you actions or what you have done in life.the the truth divdes all living creatures,and not a living creature,but the power all dead will be divided by.jesus will not divide anybody!because he is a seven  horned beast!do not lead a evil life,then think you will escape eternal damnation.
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    The Rapture is one ego driven piece of poo. We are the leading mammal in the Age Of Mammals. Any dooms day needs to predict the event that will usher in the next age. We are not Gods creatures, we are the Earth's.
  • Center Left Democrat
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    Flagstaff, AZ
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    I'm surprised that this topic has "come back to life" again after more than a year, but it gave me an opportunity to watch the video that sbfriedman posted last yer ...

    Last spring, I was surprised to learn that Lady Diana now has the ability to answer your letters to her from heaven, but apparently that's the case.

    The whole story also gave me an excuse to listen to the old R.E.M. song one more time:


    http://tohell-andback.blogspot.com/2011/05/its-end-of-world-as-we-know-it.html



  • Strongly Liberal
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    Seattle, WA
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    I love that video. Great. Love that British humor.

    Oh, and just in case anyone wants to know how and why the "Rapture" myth was created, and why it is indeed a myth, read The Rapture Myth.
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  • Democrat
    Beaumont, CA
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    "I'd Rather Laugh With the Sinners, Than Cry With the Saints, You know the Sinners, They Have More Fun, You Know That ONLY the Good die Young!",                                                        Billy Joel
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