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On stage somewhere in the midwest in Trump Country.
Trump: Bill, I just found out today some create news that most people don't know.
Bill: What is that Mr President?
Trump: The US never had slavery like the Democrats have been claiming for 100s and 100s of years. Those blacks that worked on the plantations in the south were immigrants, not slaves. They came here with the pilgrims on those three big yachts, and were given high paying jobs to work in the cotton fields. The planation owners not only paid them high wages, but provided free housing and all the food they could eat. Back in those days, the word "Slave" is what they called n-i-g-g-e-r-s. Back then, "Slave" meant a black person who gets paid lots of money, plus free room and board. Its the democrats and the fake news have been lying to the American public for 1000s and 1000s of years, so long you wouldn't believe.
Bill: that is why the America elected you president, twice now by 10s of millions of votes, because you are always uncovering the real truth every day. Now we know the real truth about the history of slavery, it's been nothing but fake news since the beginning.
Trump: And before I forget, let me tell you who really shot JFK, it was a plot cooked by by the democrats because JFK was going to announce in Texas that he was switching to the Republican party, but before he could make a public announcement later that day, the democrats hired a professional serial killer and ....