Article from the Onion, thanks for that!
Not that anyone is interested, but "Bajaur Agency" is one of seven such semi-autonomous tribal agencies administered by the Pakistani government. Being situated in northwest Pakistan along the Afghanistan border, they have been an area of conflict for years.
Wikipedia: Federally Administered Tribal Areas
Wikipedia: Bajaur Agency
Muhammad Khurshid Wrote: Believe me! Now US President Donald Trump is assuming the status of a hero in Bajaur Agency, tribal areas situated on Pak-Afghan border as now he is making difference in the life of millions, who have been leading life in the war zone. I just want to request all the Americans to extend their support to the US President as he has been chosen by God for a great job in the world politics