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I read this morning that the Tea Party is threatening to shut down the govetnment if the budget includes funding for Planned Parenthood.
In 2013 the Tea Party (led by Ted "green eggs and ham" Cruz) shut down the government in order to prevent funding for Obamacare.
I have also read that the Democrats would force a shutdown if the budget includes any funding for a border wall, which brings to mind this rhyme:
Trumpty Dumpty wanted a wall
Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't make Trumpty Dumpty sane again