I hate this guy [Neil deGrasse Tyson]... White liberal nerds love this guy so much, he could defecate on them like Martin Bashir's fantasies and they would dance in the streets. All he does is, he's drunk with adulation. And he talks about things like "when I was young in New York I would get racially profiled when I'd go into stores." Back then he looked like he was in The Warriors. He had a huge afro and a cutoff shirt and New York was a war zone. Sorry, you fit the profile.

Virtually no slopes got the joke and my phone almost overheated with angry emails, re-Tweets, Facebook posts, and texts. (How did those tenacious riceballs get my number?) I even won an award for “Hipster Racism.” I didn’t apologize and eventually they went away. That’s the way it works with the Perpetually Offended. They feed off apologies. They’re vindicated by them. The more apologies you give them, the more they demand. And Asians are particularly demanding.

Last Saturday, hundreds of humorless Asians, their eyes slanted with fury, gathered outside ABC studios in LA to protest talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel’s alleged advocacy of Chinese genocide.

“Homophobia” has to be one of the gayest words in the English language. The only people scared of homosexuals are the ones who have a homosexual living inside of them. The rest of us see them as “queer” at worst.

It is not sexist to think women are inferior at math and science. You are also allowed to admit they tend to be physically weaker than men. But if some behemoth of a bulldyke can hoist a man over her burly shoulders like he’s a Muppet, she should be able to join the Fire Department or even the Marines, but there is no reason to insist any male-heavy vocation be 50% women.

But the Muslim world is filled with shoeless, toothless, inbred, hill-dwelling, rifle-toting, sodomy-prone men ready to kill for a God they’ve never seen. They even have their own Hatfields and McCoys: They’re called Sunnis and Shiites.