What does it say about the college co-ed Susan Fluke who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex? What does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex. She's having so much sex she can't afford the contraception. She wants you and me and the taxpayers to pay her to have sex.

Sympathy drives the reporting of Mooch-elle Obama as a fashion icon.

We are dealing with a man-child here who has, literally, no qualifications, no expe, no track record and according to Donald Trump, now, no birth certificate.

Union people...[support] terrorism.

Gadhafi is mistreating his people..., people in Arizona have their own problems being mistreated by illegals.

Any contingency plans for a President who might not be prototypically Pro-American?

Somebody has to wear the pantsuit in this White House.

[Libya Operation] is spearheaded by people... who believe that the United States is the problem in the world.

Maybe his birth certificate is in Japan.

So even the brothers.

If you're gonna tell everybody to eat twigs and berries ... you had better look like an Ethiopian

Dare I say this: it doesn't look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary, dietary advice

I found myself trying to write down what Hu Jintao was saying in Chinese. Phonetically, so I could repeat it to you. Well, it's a -- it looks like chicken scrawls. I said, 'I wonder what -- I wonder to people who can't speak English, what does it sound like to them?' Because when I hear Chinese or Japanese, it sounds like all the same word. And I can't comprehend of anybody understanding it. But of course, that's silly.But he's sitting there, [mocks Chinese speech].And I couldn't write down anymore. I was losing track of --...

Whether everybody's going to be hungry a half-hour after they eat [Chinese food]

Eh, never mind. We're not gonna gyp Fox. I wanted to gyp it because the -- well, the -- Hu Jintao, he was speaking, and they weren't translating.They normally -- you have some translator every couple of words. But Hu Jintao was just going [mocking Chinese speech].Nobody was translating. But that's the closest I can get.

... have an Add-a-dick-to-me.

Aren't many in the Democrat Party... [that] recognize how evil Communism is

The city of Berkley is going to start paying for Add-A-Dick-To-Me's.

I deserve combat pay [listening to Obama]

Rush Limbaugh said The Democrat party is the party of keeping you poor and keeping you downtrodden. Not only is this not true but downtrodden speaks as a racist comment.