Secretary of State Hillary Clinton put down TSA pat-downs on Sunday, calling it an "offensive" security measure she wouldn't want to experience herself.

Hillary Clinton took a trip to Southern Asia to evaluate the situation in Afghanistan.

And she had that tone of voice, where she just sounds like [covers his ears]. I can't listen to it 'cause it sounds like -- it sounds like my wife saying, Take out the garbage. ...Calling her that -- no. I don't think I'd call her that. I hope I've never called her that. Saying, sounds like the stereotypical -- probably a better word was nag.

OK. Does that include Hillary? Does she shave?...Does that include Hillary? Does she -- I mean, she -- she shaves her legs. I'm just saying...I can see her in there. [makes shaving motion on his face] Gimme a pack of Kool cigarettes, will ya?

She is like the stereotypical -- excuse the expression, but this is the way to -- she's the stereotypical bitch, you know what I mean? She's that stereotypical, nagging, [unintelligible], you know what I mean? And she doesn't have to be saying -- she could be saying happy things, but after four years, don't you think every man in America will go insane?