But to all you able-bodied people out there, get off the couch and get yourself a job.

I went through school, I worked my way through, it took me seven years, I never borrowed a dime of money. He borrowed a little bit because we both were totally on our own when we went to college, totally. [...] I have very little tolerance for people who tell me that they graduate with $200,000 of debt or even $80,000 of debt because theres no reason for that.

There are a lot of things that haven't been hammered at because Rick and Mitt have been going at each other. Now that they have trained their barrels on President Obama, I hope his teleprompters are bulletproof.

Who cares? Who cares that she wasnt invited into the club? Shes a woman women arent allowed!...I dont care that The Masters are a male-dominated event. I dont care that women arent members of The Masters. Frankly, I kind of like the idea that women arent members of The Masters. Good Lord, I dont want to be hanging out at some womens event! Cant men go anywhere and just be men?

I would think [a man being gay] is somehow related to demonic possession. I dont know what was driving him the lust of the flesh, whatever you call it but he needs to be set free. And if you want to be free of whatever has got you in bondage, dont try to justify it, dont tough it through and tell everybody its OK. Its not OK.

I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martins death as George Zimmerman was.

Today's jobs report is yet another reminder that far too many Americans are out of work, and the situation is clearly not improving.

I think that one of the greatest mistakes that America made was to allow women the opportunity to vote. We should have never turned that over to women.

It was a big mistakethese women are voting in the wrong people. Theyre voting in people who are evil, who agree with themMen in the good old days understood the nature of the women, they were not afraid to deal with them.

Wherever women are taking over, evil reigns.

What does it say about the college co-ed Susan Fluke who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex? What does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex. She's having so much sex she can't afford the contraception. She wants you and me and the taxpayers to pay her to have sex.

To say that people of faith have no role in the public square? You bet that makes me want to throw up. What kind of country do we live in where only people of non-faith can come in the public square and make their case? That makes me throw up. And that should make every American [throw up].

I don't believe in an America where the separation of church and state are absolute. The idea that the church can have no influence or no involvement in the operation of the state is absolutely antithetical to the objectives and vision of our country

To say that people of faith have no role in the public square? You bet that makes me want to throw up.

Not all folks are gifted in the same way. Some people have incredible gifts with their hands. Some people have incredible gifts and ... want to work out there making things. President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob. There are good decent men and women who go out and work hard every day and put their skills to test that arent taught by some liberal college professor trying to indoctrinate them. Oh, I understand why he wants you to go to college. He wants to remake you in his image...

I can assure you I will never ride in a gay parade. And I hear what youre saying, Tom, but leaders our kids out there people need to see examples... I think its a choice, I do... I think that you have to make that choice. But in that case right there, they are going to have to answer to the Lord for their actions. We should not give benefits to those civil unions.

I do think, Im sure Im the lone voice in saying this, that Iran deserves to be annihilated. I think theyre lunatics. I think theyre evil.

I supported the Paul Ryan budget and sent it over to the Senate. Now I live with some Senators, I yell at them all the time, I grabbed one of them the other day and shook him and Id love to get them to vote for it boy Id love that. You know but other than me going over there with a gun and holding it to their head and maybe killing a couple of them, I dont think theyre going to listen unless they get beat.

What is going on in California? Hows this? Congresswoman, you saw what happened to Whitney Houston. Step away from the crack pipe, step away from the Xanax, step away from the Lorazepam because its going to get you in trouble.

On this contraceptive thing, my gosh, its so inexpensive. You know, back in my days, they used Bayer Aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasnt that costly.