A satirical re-writing of the National Review columnist's unfortunate article advising white parents on what to tell their kids about race.

Montana's chief federal judge admitted on Wednesday that he forwarded an email comparing African-Americans to dogs and implying that President Barack Obama's mother had sex with animals.

I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters, particularly, to not let their children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martins death as George Zimmerman was.

Even if some people say, well the Republicans should have done this or they should have done that, they will hold the president responsible. Now I don't want to even have to be associated with him. It's like touching a tar baby and you get, you get it, you know you are stuck and you are part of the problem now and you can't get away.

We have a high percentage of blacks in prison, and thats tragic, but are they in prison just because they are black or because they dont want to study as hard in school? Ive taught school, and I saw a lot of people of color who didnt study hard because they said the government would take care of them.

So even the brothers.

[NAACP can]Kiss my butt

Rush Limbaugh said The Democrat party is the party of keeping you poor and keeping you downtrodden. Not only is this not true but downtrodden speaks as a racist comment.

How often can you go see a bunch of white guys play basketball?

Limbaugh on Obama town hall questioner: If she had been white ... they would be all over [her] like white on a Klansman